IT'S BLOGGING TIME

If you'll excuse the Power Rangers reference, The Professor has a few things to tell you. First and foremost, we have another new video. I know, we're churning them out like crazy. But I promise, we don't have a sweatshop in Vietnam where we pay them $.30 a day and decide to call all of them Frank because we are to lazy to learn all their names.....because that would be bad.



Secondly, we have yet another video to add to our list of Required Viewing. Prepare yourself for some kick ass music.



But until next time, I hope all four of you who read this enjoyed the video.

The Professor

Ground Control to Captain Stardust

Yeah, you probably don't get the references but whatever. We gots a music video.




And here's something else

More good stuff coming soon.

Hola!! ^-^

Hola people who read this thing,
I am Lizzy and I am new to this whole thing. I am kinda like Dylan I do it all but I don't do it as quickly. So we have been busy kinda (really I have been lazy about doing this) but, we have a new David life! so here it is



here is a video I think you should all view cause it is awesome like that



So yeah this has been the first you have heard of me but hopefully not the last!

Yo

Hey er'body, this is the Captain here to fill you in on the latest in LTP. We''ll start with the new video, getting back to Captain Albino we have the origins of Antibino revealed.



And heres some stuff we didn't make.



Besides that we don't have much, we're trying to give you a video every weekend, and I think we've got some stuff to look forward to, although I don't want to give much away...either that or I'm bluffing and we've got nothing good to look forward to. Who knows.

You love me so much,

May Contain Nates

Hey , it's the captain here, and boy do we have random crap for you!

First we've got the newest episode of he David Life up, and this time we have Nate (Eclipse) costarring. Don't worry, he won't take his shirt off...this time...



Next we have a good examples of an actually good funny online series. RvB.



If you like this, or other series we've whored to you, you canm find links to their homepages at the side of your computer screen, below the list of videos.

still in love with 90's cartoons,
yours truly,
Captain Albino

PS
It won't let me upload my damn signature...

Meh, this isn't as great...

Captain Albino here, to update the blizz-og.

Yeah we have a bit of filler for you where Dylan mocks a popular internet video. Some people may enjoy this.



-And I also would like to recommend a much better video you can watch below. This ones from our pals at Neptune Circle.



We have another unofficial sponsor, a metal band from NYC called "Here Lies..." you can find their myspace here.

On the topic of music we have our own music myspace now, where you can download my raps or my bass line, more songs might be added later and I'll make sure to tell you when they are, but for now check us out here.

We'll have another episode of The David Life up soon, and I have to say i'm looking forward to showing it to you.

Your Amigo,

The best we have to offer.

Hey it's me, your hot and steamy Captain, here to give you groovy cats out there something to do.

Okay I'll get to the cool stuff In a second first I wanted to thank our first unofficial sponsor, PROCESS, which I believe is a indie horror movie, with some hot chicks in it. Find their myspace here.

Okay now for the best part, we have what is more than likely not only our best video, but THE best video, ever to touch a youtube. This was a long-term project that finally came together and I think you'll like the result.

Exclamation aka The Best


Now we should have more cool stuff soon, depending on when Dylan recovers from his last editing project. Well Bye for now.

Your's Truly,

It's Finally Here!

That's right Ladies and Gentlemen, The David Life has finally made its Youtube debut! Be the first to comment on LTP's greatest achievement to date! Here it is folks, THE DAVID LIFE PILOT!



On another note, you may notice ads up around the blog. This is simply our newest advertising strategy. Our blog is put on some of the ads on different websites, and it gets put on more depending on how often people visit the links in the ads. So every once in a while in order to support your heroes...us, namely, click on the links. Some of the websites are actually good. (That's right, LTP is alreasy whoring themselves out!)

And for your viewing enjoyment, here is another piece of Required Viewing, "The Flying Car".



And lastly, join the mailing list at Lonely_Trapezoid_Productions@yahoo.com and friend request the LTP myspace here.

We love you, and don't get yourselves killed!

100 videos!

Yeah we made a cheap short filler video to make it seem like we arn't lazy bums but what's it matter, like three people read this anyway.




Other than that, there's no new news, heres another video I didn't make.




Here's hoping my agent calls back about that sitcom...

Checking Up on Things

Ladies and Gentleman, good evening. You're seeing and seeing is believing. Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding, and please check to see if your still breathing. (If your ears or eyes are actually bleeding, please consult a doctor). It's your friendly neighborhood Professor! We've got lots of stuff to talk about this time, so lets get started!

First and foremost, LTP now has...A MYSPACE!!! (No OMFG kitten this time) With pictures constantly and info constantly being updated, there is only one logical step from this point, FRIEND REQUEST US! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FRIEND REQUEST US! You can find us http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=326069513!
Secondly, you can join our mailing list by emailing Lonely_Trapezoid_Productions@yahoo.com
Just say you want to join the mailing list and boom, you're on. We have two people, and need eight more before we can start!

Third, I am now the writer of a freaking amazing blog outside of this. It is called "The Common Folk". You can find it at my deviantart account here! http://pr0f3ss0r.deviantart.com/

And finally, we have a video you all must see. There is something about this video that either annoys or addicts viewers. Which side are you on?


Now, having watched all 9:58 of this, where do you wager in this?

What do you think of the video?

Survey by Quibblo

So that's all for now! Until next time, don't get yourselves killed!

P.S.- Here's a picture of Mike Birbiglia. You enjoy that!

Lonely Trapezoid: Back with a Vengance

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! It's your friendly neighborhood professor (a.k.a Dylan)! Lonely Trapezoid Productions has been rolling alonmg with new videos, fan-art, and concept ideas. So with all these new ideas sloshing around in our brains (It's really painful), the obvious next step was to start (drumroll).....A MAILING LIST!

I know, it's unbelievable! Get the most up to the date information on all things LTP! First access to contests, first viewing of fan art and new t-shirts, and any random funny story or rant we see fit to add in. You excited? WELL YOU SHOULD BE! To join, you have send an e-mail to Lonely_Trapezoid_Productions@yahoo.com. Tell us you're here for the mailing list and you will be added on! We'll need a minimum of ten people before we start so tell your friends to tell every single person they've ever met in their worldly existence to join. Otherwise, you're a communist!

Secondly, but in no way less important, is THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN ALBINO! The newest installment of our pigmentless hero's misadventures! So here it is folks, Captain Albino episode 3 part 2!

Well that about wraps it up this time. Until then, try not to get yourselves killed!

You Know You Love Me.

Below you can find three awesome fan arts by a behind the scenes Lonely Trapezoid, Chelsea, a great artist, you can find more of her work at her DA page here.

Well this is pretty much just filler but I promise a new video tomorrow ( Unless I forget or I'm to busy or I just don't feel like it ).
well I don't want my fans to get bored (lol, fans, ha) so here's a hilarious non-LTP video that's a must see.

The Cap Has Fanart

Bazk in action

After difficulties with the technical stuff we finally are able to start posting videos again so here we are, with our latest, greatest, and most racist.



We'll be posting another in just a week or so getting back to Captain albino, but no worries, you won't have to wait long.
To hold you kiddies over until then here's a video from our "Required Viewing" segment.